You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry