I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea