Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I wear drunk well.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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