I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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