We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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