It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Shame - the story of my life.
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