Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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