I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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