the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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