Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
dude. I can hear the air.
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