So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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