a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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