And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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