I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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