I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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