Apparently you make a good broom.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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