His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
