so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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