Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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