SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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