He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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