Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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