called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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