So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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