he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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