Christians are straight up FREAKS
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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