how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I wish I only lived at night.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I think a kid would responsible me up
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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