Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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