Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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