i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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