New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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