Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
