come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm really busy with my period
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