Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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