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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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