Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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