thus making me awesome and them whores
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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