FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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