Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Success! We fucked roommates!
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