Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Randomize
