worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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