This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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