It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just pee around me
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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