i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
