I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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