I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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