Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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