I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I currently don't understand fingers.
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