new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
