Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I have aggressive nipples.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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