Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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