I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
i now understand why vodka
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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