So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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