After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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