Swine flu. Run for my life!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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