Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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