i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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